PERSONING and PERSONAL stand and/or slouch, perhaps sit, in the frame of a door. Some type of pillow lurks behind them. It is full of feathers of course.

PERSONING:            …Sex—

PERSONAL:              —Sex,

PERSONING:             Sex. Sex.

PERSONAL:              …Sex?

PERSONING             (?) Sex; sex:

PERSONAL:              Sex.

PERSONING:           Sex! Pause. Sex?!

PERSONAL:              (Sex.)

Silence.

PERSONING:            Sssssss

PERSONAL:              Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Silence.

Attempt at speaking.

Failure.

Attempt at speaking.

Failure.

PILLOW speaks.

PERSONAL:              Fuck.

Darkness. Then, Lighting. PERSONAL holds PILLOW (full of feathers of course) beyond the door frame. PERSONAL lurches among the door frame.

PERSONING:            Fuck…

PERSONAL:              Fuck, fuck,

PERSONING:            Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,

Silence.

TOGETHER:             Fuck. Silence. Ffffffffff…

Silence.

PERSONAL:              “Fuck.”

PERSONING:             >fuck.

PERSONAL throws PILLOW at PERSONING. PILLOW lands at PERSONAL’s feet. PILLOW does not touch PERSONAL.

Pillow fight.

Pillow fight ends.

Undying laughter.